#22- Easy Mac tastes approximately 52.7% better after eating nothing but cafeteria food for weeks.
So if you’ve ever eaten at a college cafeteria, more often than not the food sucks. It’s just poor quality. Due to the fact that students have to eat this crap, we substitute some meals with little unhealthy snacks. This is the single greatest force behind what many call the “freshmen fifteen.” The late-night snacking is fattening as it is delicious, and because of the deliciousness factor the extra pounds you put on is definitely worth it.
Easy mac is the greatest culinary miracle in the collegiate food pyramid. It has managed to keep us college students sane for the past thousand or so years. Not only is it delicious, but it is easy to make. All you have to do is add water to the previously marked line, put it in the microwave for a few minutes, add the cheese and stir. Perfect for a late night snack or even breakfast (depending on how late you’re up). Also, it is not overly unhealthy unlike those “BFC” cans of Monster energy drink. It’s pasta and cheese, so it can’t be that bad right?
Moral: Easy Mac is a staple in a college student’s diet, lifestyle and sanity. Eat more Mac.
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