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Monday, July 16, 2012

College Lesson Learned #33


#33- Never shake a bottle with liquids in it if the cap isn’t screwed on all the way.

You would think that that’s common sense right? Well it is. We all just have our idiotic moments, and unfortunately for me those moments happen more often than they should.

It all started on a week night when I went to the café with a lady whom I may or may not have had a crush on at the time. She got some coffee and I got one of those chocolate protein shakes (it was one of the few times I worked out while at school). So we sat down and started to talk.

I made fun of her for drinking coffee because I HATE coffee. Ugh, it’s so gross. Anyway she went on to make fun of me for drinking a protein shake because those are disgusting as well. I laughed and opened up my drink. Before taking a sip, I realized I hadn’t shaken it up. So I put on the cap and shook.

And it went EVERYWHERE.

It covered me, my face, the table… and also smothered her nice, new white shirt.

Needless to say we didn’t hang out one-on-one after that.

Moral: Don’t spill anything colorful on a girl’s white shirt. Doesn’t end well for either party.

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