College Lesson Learned #42

#42- Papers are a test of bs-ing, but finals are a test of how much you can remember on as little sleep as possible.

In my previous post, I told you how to be physically and mentally prepared on the day of finals. Honestly, nobody will listen and they won’t believe me. They will stay up all night and drink four or five energy drinks to “wake up” before the test. I’ve told you the tips to academic success, minus one… studying.

Everyone knows that finals are a joke. Not because they’re easy, but because of the endurance and preparedness it takes to do well on them, and with that being said, I can confidently say that the preparedness is a conspiracy. It’s common knowledge that whatever the professor tells you to study, or any of the studying tools given to help you aren’t going to help because it won’t be on the test.

It’s true.

I had a professor who had us use this study program and it was EXTREMELY helpful in helping us. However of all the terms we had to know, what certain things are and how they operated and all that jazz. His final was ALL about application yet he failed to mention that to us.

In conclusion, no one will take my previous tips to heart, they will ignore them and all that studying will be for naught.

Moral: Studying is still overrated.