College Lesson Learned #34

#34- Remember that Frisbee you received the first week of school that’s been in your closet the whole semester? It all of a sudden comes in handy when you run out of plates.

Remember College Lesson Learned #1, “Free stuff is always good, whether or not it sucks”? All of a sudden that free stuff pays off when you need it most.

One night Terry and I ordered two pizzas and invited two of our lady friends over to partake in the Italian goodness that is pizza. When Terry and I eat pizza, we usually rip apart the box and that is our plate. It’s cheap and efficient. However, those of the feminine species choose not to reduce themselves to such barbaric ways. So I had kept a package of paper plates in my room for those who chose to be classier than my thrifty ways.

That day I didn’t have any plates. I felt badly because they didn’t want to eat unless they had something classier than a ripped up box (typical women right?). So I desperately scrambled around my room searching for something that was “classier” for these ladies.

And that’s when I saw it.

On the top shelf in my closet I found two Papa John’s red Frisbee (how fitting), that I got the first week of school along with a coozi. I reached up, grabbed them and offered them to the ladies.

Moral: A Frisbee is classier than cardboard. Remember that men.